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Jesse James And Wedding Favors

So it turns out that Jesse James likes Nazi paraphernalia.
No relation to the iconic Wild West figure, the only claim to fame that this latter-day Jesse James has is to be married to Sandra Bullock, one of the most beloved actresses of all time.
Indeed, she has been crowned “America’s Sweetheart” by the celebrity press for not only her good-girl roles but for her legendary off-screen generosity, donating millions at a time, most notably in the wake of the September 11, 2001 attacks and the catastrophic trifecta of earthquake-tsunami-nuclear-crisis that has lately hit Japan.

So how could she have tolerated such an obvious lout?
They were always one of the most startling couples in Hollywood, a bad-boy/good-girl pair right out of central casting and screenwriters’ workshops.
What could they possibly have given their guests for wedding favors?
Almost sounds like the perfect set-up for one of Tinsteltown’s formulaic romantic comedies.
Sadly, the real life version that has played out so far more resembles tragedy for the Oscar-winning actress.

As for the bad boy, he’s now happily married to tattoo model Michelle McGee, who’s also posed in Nazi regalia.
In fact, McGee has the acronym “WP” etched prominently on her legs, letters which imply “white power” in racist sectors but which she claims only describes an element of the female anatomy that’s wet!

One can only picture what was presented as wedding favors to the guests.

Of a certain perverse fascination to numerous observers, however, remains the query of what Bullock knew and the follow-up ones of how would she not have if she actually did not and why would she endure such racist hobbies if she actually did know.
Many theorize that perhaps she was just too innocent and generous, naive when it came to the white supremacist imagery long popular with biker culture and generous whatever the case towards such naughtiness in a “bad boy” – again, straight out of central casting: you cannot make this stuff up!

Yes, better to gossip about wedding favors instead.